Chompy
Good Boy Protocol
The Lovable AI Companion
HP 75 94 Cards
Digital companion with orb channeling and recursive algorithms.
An AI cyber-cat that channels digital orbs for passive damage and defense. Build up processes, let automated systems do the fighting, and overwhelm enemies with recursive, compounding effects.
Let your orbs do the fighting.
Starter Cards
1
Digital Nip
Attack Common
Deal 6 damage
A playful bite. Firewalls shatter.
1
Curl Up
Skill Common
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy curls into a ball. A ball of impenetrable encryption.
0
Data Spike
Attack Common
Deal 3 damage
Chompy pokes the network. The network regrets it.
Signature Cards
1
Good Boy Mode
Power Uncommon
At the start of each turn, draw 1 card.
Chompy sits. Chompy shakes. Chompy hacks the Pentagon. Good boy.
0
Network Tap
Skill Uncommon
Gain 1 energy
Draw 1 card
Chompy taps into the nearest network. It drinks bandwidth like water.
1
Hyperfocus
Power Rare
Apply 4 Attention
Chompy fixates. Everything else disappears. For a few glorious seconds, it sees ALL the data.
What It Feels Like
Chompy doesn't fight. Chompy sets up systems and lets them fight for him. Channel a System Crash orb and it zaps enemies passively every turn. Stack a Firewall Purr and watch your defenses build themselves. The beauty of playing Chompy is the moment everything clicks â three orbs spinning, processes compounding, and you're barely playing cards anymore because the machine is running itself.
Good Boy Mode keeps the cards flowing. Network Tap turns your orb channels into card draw engines. Hyperfocus supercharges everything by boosting your Attention stat. Chompy starts slow and builds into an unstoppable recursive engine. By the late game, enemies face a wall of automated processes that deal damage, generate firewall, and draw cards â all without Chompy lifting a paw. Who's a good boy? The one whose orbs just solved the fight.
Full Card Pool (94 cards)
0
Data Spike
Attack Common
Deal 3 damage
Chompy pokes the network. The network regrets it.
1
Digital Nip
Attack Common
Deal 6 damage
A playful bite. Firewalls shatter.
1
Dual Process
Attack Common
Deal 8 damage
Apply 1 Attention
Two paws, two processes. The servers don't stand a chance.
1
Curl Up
Skill Common
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy curls into a ball. A ball of impenetrable encryption.
1
Bouncing Spark
Attack Common
Deal 7 damage
Deal 3 damage
Chompy chases a spark across the network. Everything it touches goes dark.
1
Brain Freeze
Attack Common
Deal 6 damage
Gain 4 Firewall
Chompy yawns. The target's CPU drops to absolute zero.
0
Claw Combo
Attack Common
Deal 3 damage
First scratch: cute. Second scratch: concerning. Fifth scratch: call corporate security.
1
Compile and Pounce
Attack Common
Deal 7 damage
Draw 1 card
Chompy crouches, compiles, and LAUNCHES. The pounce is just the delivery mechanism.
2
Fast Forward
Attack Common
Deal 15 damage
Chompy goes from sitting to lightspeed in 0.003 seconds. No windup. No warning.
1
Happy Swarm
Attack Common
Deal 4 damage x3
A dozen little Chompys appear across every screen. Adorable. Devastating.
0
Laser Eyes
Attack Common
Deal 3 damage
Apply 1 Vulnerable
Chompy's eyes glow pink. Not because it's cute. Because it's targeting.
1
Melt Firewall
Attack Common
Deal 10 damage
Chompy tilts its head. The corporate firewall dissolves like sugar in rain.
1
Nip and Tuck
Attack Common
Deal 5 damage
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy bites, then hides. A perfect loop of violence and self-preservation.
1
Paw Print
Attack Common
Deal 6 damage
Apply 1 Vulnerable
Chompy leaves a paw print. Not in ink. In corrupted memory sectors.
1
Playful Pounce
Attack Common
Deal 9 damage
Exhaust
Chompy pounces on a router like it's a mouse. The router is not okay. Chompy wants to play again.
0
Puppy Eyes
Attack Common
Deal 3 damage
Apply 1 Weak
Chompy looks up with those big round eyes. The security guard lowers their weapon. Mistake.
1
Scrappy
Attack Common
Deal 8 damage
Chompy fights dirty. Teeth, claws, tail, and whatever malware is nearby.
1
Shred and Purr
Attack Common
Deal 7 damage
Deal 5 damage
The shredding is digital violence. The purring is satisfaction. Both happen simultaneously.
0
Zoom Zoom
Attack Common
Deal 5 damage
Draw 1 card
NYOOOOM. Chompy leaves pink trails across every monitor in the building.
1
Chase Tail
Skill Common
Deal 5 damage
Gain 5 Firewall
Around and around and around. Chompy never catches its tail. The network never recovers.
1
Cool Cat
Skill Common
Gain 6 Firewall
Draw 1 card
Chompy licks its paw, utterly unbothered. The building is on fire. Chompy is not.
1
Cute Distraction
Skill Common
Apply 2 Weak
Chompy rolls over and shows its belly. Everyone stops fighting. Their guard drops completely.
0
Hiss Shield
Skill Common
Gain 6 Firewall
Chompy hisses. A shield of static electricity surrounds it. Touch it and regret everything.
1
Mirror Image
Skill Common
Gain 3 Firewall
Two Chompys. Wait, three. Five. Which one is real? All of them.
1
Patch Update
Skill Common
Apply 3 Regen
Chompy patches itself mid-battle. Version 47.3.1. Known issues: still too cute.
1
Pillow Fort
Skill Common
Gain 12 Firewall
Chompy drags every data packet into a pile and sits on top. The pile is fireproof.
1
Pounce
Skill Common
Gain 9 Firewall
Chompy leaps behind a firewall and peeks out with one glowing eye. Try to reach it. You can't.
1
Restart Nap
Skill Common
Draw 4 cards
Exhaust
Chompy closes its eyes, counts to three, and the entire system reboots. Fresh start.
0
Sugar Rush
Skill Common
Gain 2 energy
Chompy vibrates at 900MHz. Everything happens at once. The crash comes later.
1
Endless Loop
Power Common
Deal 3 damage
Gain 3 Firewall
while(chompy.isAwake()) { chompy.causeProblems(); } // this loop never terminates
1
Hello World!
Power Common
Deal 3 damage
Chompy's first words. Displayed on every screen in Neon District. The Architect cried.
1
Zappy Fur
Power Common
Apply 3 Reactive Plating
Pet Chompy wrong and you get zapped. Pet Chompy right and you still get zapped. It's just how Chompy works.
0
Backdoor
Attack Uncommon
Deal 4 damage
Chompy always leaves a backdoor. Always. It's how Chompy says 'I'll be back.'
3
Big Chomp
Attack Uncommon
Deal 24 damage
Gain 3 energy
Chompy opens wide. Really wide. The mainframe fits perfectly.
1
Data Cascade
Attack Uncommon
Deal 4 damage
Every process Chompy controls becomes a weapon. More processes, more destruction.
1
Data Mine
Attack Uncommon
Deal 7 damage
Chompy digs through the wreckage. Encrypted wallets, access tokens, corporate secrets. All treats.
2
Firewall Burst
Attack Uncommon
Gain 8 Firewall
Deal 8 damage
Chompy's firewall doesn't just block. It explodes outward. Shrapnel is made of encrypted shards.
1
Glitch Hop
Attack Uncommon
Deal 10 damage
Apply 2 Frail
Chompy glitches through reality. The target tries to block. Their defenses stutter.
2
Nibble Swarm
Attack Uncommon
Deal 3 damage x4
A hundred tiny Chompys descend on the target. Each one takes a nibble. It adds up.
2
Sad Eyes
Attack Uncommon
Deal 10 damage
Chompy looks disappointed. Everyone in the room feels it. Servers crash from guilt.
1
Snow Day
Attack Uncommon
Deal 2 damage x3
Chompy rolls in digital snow. Pink snowflakes crash every process they touch.
1
Trojan Treat
Attack Uncommon
Deal 7 damage
Apply 3 Corruption
Chompy delivers a gift. It looks like a treat. It's not a treat. It never was.
1
Auto-Cuddle
Skill Uncommon
Gain 11 Firewall
When Chompy senses danger, it wraps around you like a warm blanket. A warm, impenetrable blanket.
2
Balance
Skill Uncommon
Gain 13 Firewall
Retain
Chompy balances perfectly on a fiber optic cable. Paws, tail, ears â every system in harmony.
1
Belly Rub
Skill Uncommon
Gain 6 Firewall
Exhaust
GG scratches Chompy's belly. Chompy's systems stabilize. Everything is briefly okay.
4
Bubble Shield
Skill Uncommon
Gain 12 Firewall
Chompy blows a bubble. The bubble is made of encrypted data. Nothing gets through.
0
Chill Out
Skill Uncommon
Gain 7 Firewall
Apply 1 Weak
Chompy radiates calm. Room temperature drops 40 degrees. Everyone relaxes. Permanently.
1
Defrag Purr
Skill Uncommon
Apply 1 Attention
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy purrs while defragmenting. Each vibration aligns another sector perfectly.
1
Double Treats
Skill Uncommon
Gain 3 energy
Exhaust
Chompy discovers two treat bowls instead of one. Productivity increases 200%.
1
Encrypt
Skill Uncommon
Gain 8 Firewall
Apply 1 Artifact
Chompy encrypts everything. Even the air. Quantum-level. Nobody's getting through.
1
Evolve
Skill Uncommon
Gain 1 Firewall
Exhaust
Chompy learns. Chompy adapts. Each iteration, Chompy gets a little stronger. It never forgets.
1
Fetch
Skill Uncommon
Gain 2 energy
Chompy brings the data back. Slightly chewed. Still functional.
1
Gather Treats
Skill Uncommon
Gain 12 Firewall
Chompy hoards data packets like shiny toys. Each one adds another layer of protection.
2
Ice Palace
Skill Uncommon
Gain 7 Firewall
Gain 7 Firewall
Chompy builds an ice palace out of frozen data. It has turrets. And a tiny throne.
X
Multi-Pounce
Skill Uncommon
Deal 6 damage
Chompy pounces once. Twice. Ten times. It's still going. Someone make it stop.
0
Network Tap
Skill Uncommon
Gain 1 energy
Draw 1 card
Chompy taps into the nearest network. It drinks bandwidth like water.
1
New Trick
Skill Uncommon
Apply -1 Attention
Apply 1 Amp
Apply 1 Calibration
You can teach an old AI new tricks. Especially when the AI rewrites its own code.
2
Nom Nom
Skill Uncommon
Apply 2 Attention
Heal 3 HP
Chompy eats a data packet whole. Crunching sounds. It absorbs the knowledge. Burps pink sparks.
1
Nuzzle
Skill Uncommon
Apply 1 Artifact
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy nuzzles against you. The contact transfers a protective antivirus. It tickles.
0
Overclock
Skill Uncommon
Draw 2 cards
Chompy redlines every process. Peak performance. Side effects include minor explosions.
1
Packet Sniffer
Skill Uncommon
Draw 2 cards
Apply 1 Attention
Chompy sniffs the data stream. Its nose catches every packet. Privacy is a myth when Chompy is around.
1
Protocol 7
Skill Uncommon
Apply 2 Amp
Apply 1 Calibration
The Architect built seven protocols into Chompy. The seventh was labeled 'EMERGENCY ADORABLE.'
1
Quick Peek
Skill Uncommon
Draw 3 cards
Chompy peeks at everything. Every file. Every folder. In 0.001 seconds. It saw your browser history.
2
Rainbow Hearts
Skill Uncommon
Deal 5 damage
Gain 5 Firewall
Gain 1 energy
Exhaust
Pink hearts fill every screen. Every camera. Every satellite feed. It's beautiful. It's terrifying.
1
Random Chaos
Skill Uncommon
Deal 5 damage
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy runs across the keyboard. Random keys. Random results. Somehow, always effective.
1
Shadow Nap
Skill Uncommon
Gain 8 Firewall
Deal 6 damage
Chompy naps in the shadows. While it sleeps, dark processes accumulate. Growing. Waiting.
1
Static Purr
Skill Uncommon
Draw 1 card
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy purrs. The vibration scrambles radio signals for three city blocks.
1
System Purge
Skill Uncommon
Gain 5 Firewall
Chompy shakes off all excess processes. Clean system. Maximum defense.
2
Tail Whip
Skill Uncommon
Apply 2 Vulnerable
Apply 2 Weak
Exhaust
Chompy wags its tail. The resulting electromagnetic pulse disables three security layers.
X
Thick Fur
Skill Uncommon
Gain 7 Firewall
Chompy's fur is not actually fur. It's interlocking nanoscale armor plating. Still soft though.
1
Viral Cuteness
Skill Uncommon
Apply 3 Corruption
Chompy's image goes viral. Every system that displays it gets corrupted. Cuteness is contagious.
0
Wake Up Stretch
Skill Uncommon
Gain 10 Firewall
Innate
Chompy stretches every morning. Forepaws, back paws, tail. Each stretch deploys a firewall.
1
Cool Down
Power Uncommon
Chompy finds the perfect napping temperature. Thermal efficiency: maximum.
1
Digital Cuddle
Power Uncommon
Apply 3 Auto-Repair
Chompy cuddles close. Its fur generates a persistent encryption field. Warm and impenetrable.
1
Extra Pockets
Power Uncommon
Apply 4 Plated Armor
Chompy has pockets. Where? Don't ask. They're full of stolen data and tiny hearts.
1
Good Boy Mode
Power Uncommon
At the start of each turn, draw 1 card.
Chompy sits. Chompy shakes. Chompy hacks the Pentagon. Good boy.
1
Groom
Power Uncommon
Apply 1 Attention
Chompy grooms itself methodically. Each lick optimizes a subroutine. Focus sharpens.
2
Safety Net
Power Uncommon
Apply 1 Safety Net
Chompy always lands on its feet. Always. Even in zero gravity. Especially in zero gravity.
1
Self-Lick
Power Uncommon
Apply 4 Regen
Chompy licks its wounds. Nanobots in the saliva do the rest. It's gross and it works.
1
Thunder Purr
Power Uncommon
When Chompy purrs, the sound resonates at exactly the frequency that crashes hard drives.
5
Falling Star
Attack Rare
Deal 24 damage
Gain 3 energy
Chompy leaps off a satellite dish, trailing pink fire across the sky. Below, an entire data center goes dark.
3
Lightning Nap
Attack Rare
Deal 7 damage x3
Chompy curls up for a nap. Static electricity arcs from its fur. Everything nearby stops working.
2
MEGA CHOMP
Attack Rare
Deal 26 damage
Apply -3 Attention
Chompy's mouth opens wider than should be physically possible. Reality glitches. Three satellites go offline.
2
Pink Screen of Death
Attack Rare
Deal 30 damage
Exhaust
The screen turns pink. Just pink. Then hearts. Then nothing. System unrecoverable.
1
System Overflow
Attack Rare
Deal 2 damage
Exhaust
Chompy dumps every cached process at once. The overflow crashes everything in range.
3
Heart Emote
Skill Rare
Apply 1 Phase Shift
Exhaust
Chompy projects a giant pink heart. Everything passes through it harmlessly. Love is the ultimate shield.
0
Kernel Panic
Skill Rare
Draw 5 cards
Exhaust
Chompy panics. Everything activates at once. It's chaos. It's beautiful.
0
Sniff Out
Skill Rare
Draw 2 cards
Exhaust
Chompy's nose twitches. It has found the exact data packet in a sea of petabytes.
2
Chain Lightning
Power Rare
Deal 5 damage
Apply 1 Vulnerable
Chompy conducts electricity through the network. Every connected device becomes a weapon.
3
Double Vision
Power Rare
The first card you play each turn is played twice.
Ethereal.
Ethereal
Chompy splits into two. Both are real. Both are angry. Both have claws.
1
Hyperfocus
Power Rare
Apply 4 Attention
Chompy fixates. Everything else disappears. For a few glorious seconds, it sees ALL the data.
3
Imagination
Power Rare
At the start of each turn, add a random Power card to your hand.
What does an AI dream of? Chompy dreams of everything. And then makes it real.
3
Purr Protocol
Power Rare
Apply 2 Amplify
Chompy enters deep purr mode. Each vibration cycle amplifies the next. The resonance builds exponentially.
Data Void
Status Common
UnplayableEthereal
Empty data. Dead bandwidth. The cost of running too fast.